From Gin Martini in New Jersey:
Doomed to Repeat
Our boots on the ground
Will Stop ISIS in its tracks
Say fools who don’t learn.
From RW in Sams Valley:
Stopped by cop today.
Got ticket, now home with wife.
By the way, I'm white.
From Pipervin in New Jersey:
A Fucknut’s New Year Resolution
Let’s make sure the gays
blacks and muslim heathen trash
are gone from our land
From Shitfaced in Seattle:
Piss their pants and lose
Their shit over everything.
Conservagasm!
From Radical Russ Bellville of The Russ Belville Show:
There were as many
GOP candidates as
Syllables in this
From BB in Los Angeles:
Reverse Trump Logic
If we got rid of
All white male Fox News junkies,
Muslims might feel safe.
From Daphne C. in Springfield, IL:
Donald Trump never
Wanted to BE President
It's just too much work.
From the Frito Pundito in Berkeley:
"There is no climate
change," he said, applying sun
screen on Christmas Day.
From Erv in Medina:
I will miss Yogi
my favorite ball player
plays for angels now
From Fio in Colorado Springs:
Cheney got his bust
Should have put his new heart there
It'd be happy.
Tomorrow we'll put a bow on 2015 just after we wrap it tonight. No need to send more haiku unless yer hankerin' to express yerself.
Bye, 2015.
You were a mostly shit year.
Here's to sad, false hope.
